Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004
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There are 3 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040712.log BiteMyDonkey Thrawn
Game Totals and Recap for
Tue Jul 13 15:15:34 PDT 2004
30 Thrawn <--"OH *HEAD NODDING*, THIS IS SO UNIVERSALLY KORREKT"
25 BiteMyDonkey
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30 BiteMyDonkey <--"wow, thank ID, I actually managed, through luck and spawn-killing, to pull one off!"
21 Thrawn <--"lag."
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30 Thrawn <--"Like a force of nature, you can't deny the inevitability of Thrawn lording over you. CYLENCING you."
22 BiteMyDonkey <--"I should stick to Mario Kart."
Player Totals
Totals for BiteMyDonkey
"prostrated"v. t. 1. To lay fiat; to throw down; to level; to fell; as, to prostrate the body; to prostrate trees or plants. [imp. & p. p. Prostrated ; p. pr. & vb. n. Prostrating.] 2. to overthrow; to demolish; to destroy; to deprive of efficiency; to ruin; as, to prostrate a village; to prostrate a government; to prostrate law or justice. 3. To throw down, or cause to fall in humility or adoration; to cause to bow in humble reverence; used reflexively; as, he prostrated himself. 4. To cause to sink totally; to deprive of strength; to reduce; as, a person prostrated by fever.
Kills for BiteMyDonkey
129
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey "ooops!"
185
World killed BiteMyDonkey
44
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey "can't take the unending rocket barrage of the Thrawn blitzkrieg"
8
BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
129
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET "WOW, I CAN win sometimes with randomness!"
51
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH "I wish my brother BFG were here."
34
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN "*jacques cousteau voice*zometimes, zee scared fish hides among zee corral, waiting for zee opportunity to scavenge a lucky shot from zee better equiped predators. It is silly.*jacques cousteau voice*"
75
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Totals for Thrawn
Kills for Thrawn
133
Deaths for Thrawn
181
World killed Thrawn "even the WORLD was pissed at how I was DESTROYING BiteMyDonkey!"
47
Thrawn killed Thrawn
5
Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
133
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN "hee hee hee"
4
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET "AS usual. OH, THE CLIPS."
57
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH "ASS usual"
39
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN "I should call BiteMyDonkey ROMMEL, cuz all he hears is *TANK*!!!"
72
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

FINE. But next time, no more MOD_EXTREME_LUCK for hoover.
Posted by: BiteMyDonkey | July 13, 2004 at 04:03 PM
OH how there was much CRYING during the gamez, you would think Micky Mouse just shot him self in the head infront of millions of kids at Dizney Land from the TEARZ raining down on me. Quake sucks.
Posted by: Beavis Christ | July 13, 2004 at 04:09 PM