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Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 5 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040729.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Sidious Thrawn

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for." -W.C. Fields

Game Totals and Recap for Thu Jul 29 16:07:54 PDT 2004

score: 30 ping: 10 Beavis Christ
score: 23 ping: 18 BiteMyDonkey
score: 13 ping: 7 Thrawn
score: 3 ping: 31 Sidious
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score: 30 ping: 4 Beavis Christ
score: 14 ping: 10 Thrawn
score: 13 ping: 32 Sidious
score: 11 ping: 14 BiteMyDonkey
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score: 30 ping: 18 BiteMyDonkey
score: 29 ping: 32 Sidious
score: 26 ping: 7 Thrawn
score: 20 ping: 7 Beavis Christ
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score: 30 ping: 10 Beavis Christ
score: 27 ping: 14 BiteMyDonkey
score: 23 ping: 28 Sidious
score: 13 ping: 9 Thrawn
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score: 30 ping: 12 Beavis Christ
score: 24 ping: 10 Thrawn
score: 17 ping: 31 Sidious
score: 5 ping: 14 BiteMyDonkey
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score: 30 ping: 37 Sidious
score: 24 ping: 15 Beavis Christ
score: 22 ping: 7 Thrawn
score: 9 ping: 10 BiteMyDonkey
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score: 30 ping: 15 BiteMyDonkey
score: 28 ping: 10 Beavis Christ
score: 22 ping: 7 Thrawn
score: 20 ping: 28 Sidious
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score: 30 ping: 10 Beavis Christ
score: 27 ping: 31 Sidious
score: 21 ping: 12 Thrawn
score: 16 ping: 18 BiteMyDonkey

Analysis by Thrawn™

From the get-go, these bastards were hijacking guns and pirating my kills. You should have seen endless precession of scum and villiany sequestered for this sewing circle of robbers. It was like the gates of captain cook's thief castle were opened, and out trumbles a trebuchet of talentless troubadours, taintedly railing and rocket-stealing. Sidious, with his lag-assisted luck and random-rail generators. Beavis Christ, lighting up the skies with his long-distance rockets that were charged roaming rates; his last minute ice skating moves worthy of the Kristy Yamaguchi namesake. BiteMyDonkey, planting his sysadmin ass on a rail spawn point, mindlessly zooming in on my bone ass, moving ever slightly to the player spawn points to render a gaggle of girly rockets on skillfull players just trying to make a living and mind their own business.
Camping all around for the three, humping columns like hieroglyphics and hiding their hides from the WRATH of my well placed crafty rockets and rails.
I suppose this is the sort of game you expect from server hacking DE-1337's.

Player Totals

Grand Totals

Wins For Beavis Christ 5 Kills for Beavis Christ 362 Deaths for Beavis Christ 532 World killed Beavis Christ 102 Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ 39	Wins for BiteMyDonkey 2 Kills for BiteMyDonkey 287 Deaths for BiteMyDonkey 398 World killed BiteMyDonkey 125 BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey 12
Wins for Sidious 1 Kills for Sidious 262 Deaths for Sidious 381 World killed Sidious 95 Sidious killed Sidious 5	Wins for Thrawn ZILCH Kills for Thrawn 308 Deaths for Thrawn 439 World killed Thrawn 135 Thrawn killed Thrawn 18

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ
362
Deaths for Beavis Christ
532
World killed Beavis Christ
102
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
39

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
113
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
61
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
44
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
47
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Sidious

Beavis Christ killed Sidious
127
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET
60
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
39
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_RAILGUN
64
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
122
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
6
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
69
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
40
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
47
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
287
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
398
World killed BiteMyDonkey
125
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
12

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
111
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
54
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
35
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
55
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Sidious

BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious
73
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET
28
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
20
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_RAILGUN
43
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
103
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
38
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
17
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
63
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Sidious

Kills for Sidious
262
Deaths for Sidious
381
World killed Sidious
95
Sidious killed Sidious
5

Sidious vs Beavis Christ

Sidious killed Beavis Christ
136
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
13
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
70
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
43
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
53
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Sidious vs BiteMyDonkey

Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey
65
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
23
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
15
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
37
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Sidious vs Thrawn

Sidious killed Thrawn
61
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
24
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
13
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
35
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
308
Deaths for Thrawn
439
World killed Thrawn
135
Thrawn killed Thrawn
18

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
144
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
7
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
93
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
52
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
44
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
83
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
52
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
35
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
29
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs Sidious

Thrawn killed Sidious
81
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET
47
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
25
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_RAILGUN
33
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_GAUNTLET
0