Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004
t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r gThere are 5 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040803.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Palpatine Thrawn
"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over." -- Edna St. Vincent Millay
Game Totals and Recap for Wed Aug 4 13:03:09 PDT 2004
30 Palpatine
29 BiteMyDonkey
18 Thrawn
4 Beavis Christ
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30 Beavis Christ
17 Thrawn
15 Palpatine
13 BiteMyDonkey
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30 Palpatine
28 Beavis Christ
26 Thrawn
20 BiteMyDonkey
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30 Beavis Christ
29 Palpatine
17 BiteMyDonkey
16 Thrawn
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30 Beavis Christ
18 Thrawn
Analysis By Thrawn™
I thought I might have been at a funeral or wedding, judging by the amazing amount of crying going on during these games. Beavis sounded like Luke at the end of Empire, "NOOOOoooo, No, No, Noooooooooo.THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! *spit**weep*"
Donkey's outbursts were coupled with mice slamming on desktops, and keyboards getting pounded with fists. Even Palpatine started spawn-killing; a sure sign frustration. I, of course, was robbed like Cinderella at midnight. I got a few nice airball-rocket-in-the-face shots while sailing across the seven quake seas, but was mostly destroyed through the repeated COW PATTY rail shots and splash damage.
If you could bottle up the COW PATTY and sell it from the back of your COW PATTY wagon, in your silk vest with attached pocket watch, twirling your handlbar moustache, you could make enough COW PATTY cash to buy a video card that would run DOOM 3 at more than 10 frames a second.
Player Totals
Totals for Beavis Christ
Kills for Beavis Christ
167
Deaths for Beavis Christ
223
World killed Beavis Christ
37
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
8
Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
52
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
29
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
18
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
22
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Beavis Christ vs Palpatine
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine
44
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET
17
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
13
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN
25
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Beavis Christ vs Thrawn
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
71
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
37
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
20
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
31
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Totals for BiteMyDonkey
Kills for BiteMyDonkey
138
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
210
World killed BiteMyDonkey
53
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
6
BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
42
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
25
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
15
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
15
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
BiteMyDonkey vs Palpatine
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine
49
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET
14
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
9
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN
34
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
47
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
16
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
9
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
30
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Totals for Palpatine
Kills for Palpatine
153
Deaths for Palpatine
197
World killed Palpatine
43
Palpatine killed Palpatine
7
Palpatine vs Beavis Christ
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ
65
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
29
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
18
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
31
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Palpatine vs BiteMyDonkey
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey
58
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
20
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
12
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
36
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Palpatine vs Thrawn
Palpatine killed Thrawn
30
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
10
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
8
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
20
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Totals for Thrawn
Kills for Thrawn
166
Deaths for Thrawn
219
World killed Thrawn
61
Thrawn killed Thrawn
10
Thrawn vs Beavis Christ
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
71
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
42
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
19
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
25
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
41
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
25
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
13
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
14
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
Thrawn vs Palpatine
Thrawn killed Palpatine
54
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET
34
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
23
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN
18
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET
0
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