Quake: The Empire's Sinister Agents

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2006 (year of the son of a bitch)

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g There are 6 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: april.2006.game.log Beavis Christ Banzay BiteMyDonkey Palpatine THRAWN

Game Totals and Recap for Fri Jun 9 00:08:26 PDT 2006

"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable." -- Mark Twain

"I sense much fear in you..." -- JarJar

"Jesus, at least I'm not fourth man. Fourth is for Poosies." -- Banzay

Games

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37:40 score: 30 ping: 12 client: 2 Palpatine
37:40 score: 28 ping: 9 client: 3 Beavis Christ
37:40 score: 21 ping: 1 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
37:40 score: 15 ping: 4 client: 1 THRAWN
37:40 score: 13 ping: 14 client: 4 Banzay
--
46:05 score: 30 ping: 9 client: 3 Beavis Christ
46:05 score: 20 ping: 10 client: 1 THRAWN
46:05 score: 20 ping: 3 client: 4 Banzay
46:05 score: 19 ping: 4 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
46:05 score: 19 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
--
57:38 score: 30 ping: 7 client: 3 Beavis Christ
57:38 score: 26 ping: 9 client: 1 THRAWN
57:38 score: 24 ping: 1 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
57:38 score: 21 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
57:38 score: 0 ping: 6 client: 4 Banzay
--
74:48 score: 30 ping: 10 client: 2 Palpatine
74:48 score: 23 ping: 4 client: 4 Banzay
74:48 score: 22 ping: 7 client: 3 Beavis Christ
74:48 score: 18 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
74:48 score: 12 ping: 0 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
--
84:46 score: 30 ping: 1 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
84:46 score: 22 ping: 1 client: 2 Palpatine
84:46 score: 21 ping: 6 client: 4 Banzay
84:46 score: 20 ping: 10 client: 3 Beavis Christ
84:46 score: 16 ping: 1 client: 1 THRAWN
--
97:53 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
97:53 score: 27 ping: 4 client: 3 Beavis Christ
97:53 score: 24 ping: 4 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
97:53 score: 24 ping: 3 client: 1 THRAWN
97:53 score: 18 ping: 4 client: 4 Banzay
--
105:52 score: 30 ping: 7 client: 2 Palpatine
105:52 score: 19 ping: 3 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
105:52 score: 17 ping: 7 client: 3 Beavis Christ
105:52 score: 13 ping: 10 client: 4 Banzay
105:52 score: 8 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
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114:16 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 3 Beavis Christ
114:16 score: 20 ping: 9 client: 1 THRAWN
114:16 score: 18 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
114:16 score: 12 ping: 3 client: 2 Palpatine
114:16 score: 10 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
--
120:45 score: 30 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
120:45 score: 20 ping: 0 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
120:45 score: 18 ping: 4 client: 3 Beavis Christ
120:45 score: 14 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
120:45 score: 9 ping: 1 client: 4 Banzay
--
145:26 score: 30 ping: 7 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
145:26 score: 24 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
145:26 score: 24 ping: 1 client: 3 Beavis Christ
145:26 score: 19 ping: 9 client: 1 THRAWN
145:26 score: 8 ping: 3 client: 4 Banzay
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153:55 score: 30 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
153:55 score: 26 ping: 7 client: 3 Beavis Christ
153:55 score: 20 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
153:55 score: 14 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
153:55 score: 11 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
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163:42 score: 30 ping: 3 client: 2 Palpatine
163:42 score: 27 ping: 9 client: 3 Beavis Christ
163:42 score: 24 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
163:42 score: 23 ping: 1 client: 1 THRAWN
163:42 score: 15 ping: 4 client: 4 Banzay
--
170:39 score: 30 ping: 7 client: 3 Beavis Christ
170:39 score: 22 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
170:39 score: 18 ping: 9 client: 1 THRAWN
170:39 score: 11 ping: 4 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
170:39 score: 9 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
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179:20 score: 30 ping: 6 client: 3 Beavis Christ
179:20 score: 20 ping: 9 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
179:20 score: 15 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
179:20 score: 11 ping: 9 client: 1 THRAWN
179:20 score: 9 ping: 6 client: 4 Banzay
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190:01 score: 30 ping: 10 client: 3 Beavis Christ
190:01 score: 24 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
190:01 score: 22 ping: 3 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
190:01 score: 16 ping: 3 client: 4 Banzay
190:01 score: 8 ping: 3 client: 1 THRAWN
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217:31 score: 30 ping: 9 client: 3 Beavis Christ
217:31 score: 20 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
217:31 score: 18 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
217:31 score: 13 ping: 7 client: 1 THRAWN
217:31 score: 8 ping: 12 client: 4 Banzay
--
225:28 score: 30 ping: 9 client: 1 THRAWN
225:28 score: 20 ping: 7 client: 2 Palpatine
225:28 score: 16 ping: 4 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
225:28 score: 9 ping: 10 client: 4 Banzay
225:28 score: 6 ping: 1 client: 3 Beavis Christ
--
234:58 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
234:58 score: 26 ping: 6 client: 3 Beavis Christ
234:58 score: 14 ping: 1 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
234:58 score: 11 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
234:58 score: 10 ping: 1 client: 1 THRAWN
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243:06 score: 30 ping: 12 client: 3 Beavis Christ
243:06 score: 20 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
243:06 score: 16 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
243:06 score: 14 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
243:06 score: 12 ping: 3 client: 1 THRAWN
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250:52 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
250:52 score: 20 ping: 9 client: 3 Beavis Christ
250:52 score: 12 ping: 1 client: 2 Palpatine
250:52 score: 8 ping: 3 client: 1 THRAWN
250:52 score: 8 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
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259:29 score: 30 ping: 12 client: 3 Beavis Christ
259:29 score: 25 ping: 7 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
259:29 score: 23 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
259:29 score: 19 ping: 7 client: 1 THRAWN
259:29 score: 10 ping: 4 client: 4 Banzay
--
268:28 score: 30 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
268:28 score: 24 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
268:28 score: 18 ping: 4 client: 3 Beavis Christ
268:28 score: 18 ping: 0 client: 4 Banzay
268:28 score: 10 ping: 3 client: 1 THRAWN
--
277:01 score: 30 ping: 10 client: 3 Beavis Christ
277:01 score: 19 ping: 4 client: 4 Banzay
277:01 score: 18 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
277:01 score: 15 ping: 4 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
277:01 score: 11 ping: 7 client: 1 THRAWN
--
285:28 score: 30 ping: 0 client: 2 Palpatine
285:28 score: 25 ping: 12 client: 3 Beavis Christ
285:28 score: 9 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
285:28 score: 9 ping: 1 client: 4 Banzay
285:28 score: 7 ping: 0 client: 1 THRAWN
--
292:50 score: 30 ping: 0 client: 2 Palpatine
292:50 score: 21 ping: 9 client: 3 Beavis Christ
292:50 score: 18 ping: 7 client: 4 Banzay
292:50 score: 11 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
292:50 score: 10 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
--
322:20 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
322:20 score: 16 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
322:20 score: 11 ping: 10 client: 1 THRAWN
322:20 score: 10 ping: 1 client: 3 Banzay
--
329:37 score: 30 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
329:37 score: 13 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
329:37 score: 13 ping: 7 client: 3 Banzay
329:37 score: 12 ping: 3 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
--
339:46 score: 30 ping: 6 client: 2 Palpatine
339:46 score: 27 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
339:46 score: 21 ping: 3 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
339:46 score: 14 ping: 3 client: 3 Banzay
--
352:01 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 2 Palpatine
352:01 score: 21 ping: 1 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
352:01 score: 18 ping: 7 client: 3 Banzay
352:01 score: 17 ping: 6 client: 1 THRAWN
--
362:50 score: 30 ping: 0 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey
362:50 score: 24 ping: 9 client: 3 Banzay
362:50 score: 23 ping: 7 client: 2 Palpatine
362:50 score: 16 ping: 4 client: 1 THRAWN
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371:30 score: 30 ping: 10 client: 2 Palpatine
371:30 score: 26 ping: 9 client: 3 Banzay
371:30 score: 12 ping: 4 client: 1 THRAWN
371:30 score: 11 ping: 6 client: 0 BiteMyDonkey

Player Totals

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ 891
Deaths for Beavis Christ 951
World killed Beavis Christ 173
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ 93

Beavis Christ vs Banzay

Beavis Christ killed Banzay 368
Beavis Christ killed Banzay by MOD_MACHINEGUN 22
Beavis Christ killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET 231
Beavis Christ killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 159
Beavis Christ killed Banzay by MOD_RAILGUN 115
Beavis Christ killed Banzay by MOD_GAUNTLET 0 (GOOSER)

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey 200
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN 11
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET 131
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 84
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN 58
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET 0 (ZAPPATO)

Beavis Christ vs Palpatine

Beavis Christ killed Palpatine 167
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN 7
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET 98
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 61
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN 62
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET 0 (VASSILO)

Beavis Christ vs THRAWN

Beavis Christ killed THRAWN 156
Beavis Christ killed THRAWN by MOD_MACHINEGUN 5
Beavis Christ killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET 104
Beavis Christ killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 62
Beavis Christ killed THRAWN by MOD_RAILGUN 47
Beavis Christ killed THRAWN by MOD_GAUNTLET 0 (PORK)

Totals for Banzay

Kills for Banzay 595
Deaths for Banzay 1419
World killed Banzay 136
Banzay killed Banzay 15

Banzay vs Beavis Christ

Banzay killed Beavis Christ 122 (heh heh, POOSY MAN)
Banzay killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN 7
Banzay killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET 10
Banzay killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 5
Banzay killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN 105
Banzay killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Banzay vs BiteMyDonkey

Banzay killed BiteMyDonkey 222 (ALWAYS RUNNING AWAY LIKE A LEETLE GIRL)
Banzay killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN 20
Banzay killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET 19
Banzay killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 9
Banzay killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN 183
Banzay killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Banzay vs Palpatine

Banzay killed Palpatine 124 (ALWAYS IN THE BACK)
Banzay killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN 5
Banzay killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET 13
Banzay killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 10
Banzay killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN 106
Banzay killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Banzay vs THRAWN

Banzay killed THRAWN 127 (m4d5K1llz)
Banzay killed THRAWN by MOD_MACHINEGUN 7
Banzay killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET 13
Banzay killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 6
Banzay killed THRAWN by MOD_RAILGUN 107 (sit still farking THRAWN, JEEZUS, MAN *wave hand* GODDAMN BONES N SHIT)
Banzay killed THRAWN by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey 865
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey 1093
World killed BiteMyDonkey 215
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey 40

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ 173
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN 2
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET 85
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 58
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN 86
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

BiteMyDonkey vs Banzay

BiteMyDonkey killed Banzay 313
BiteMyDonkey killed Banzay by MOD_MACHINEGUN 25
BiteMyDonkey killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET 132
BiteMyDonkey killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 88
BiteMyDonkey killed Banzay by MOD_RAILGUN 156
BiteMyDonkey killed Banzay by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

BiteMyDonkey vs Palpatine

BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine 177
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN 2
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET 52
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 37
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN 123
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

BiteMyDonkey vs THRAWN

BiteMyDonkey killed THRAWN 202
BiteMyDonkey killed THRAWN by MOD_MACHINEGUN 9
BiteMyDonkey killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET 65
BiteMyDonkey killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 46
BiteMyDonkey killed THRAWN by MOD_RAILGUN 128
BiteMyDonkey killed THRAWN by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Totals for Palpatine

Kills for Palpatine 1012 (he unlocked the special KAR)
Deaths for Palpatine 942
World killed Palpatine 235
Palpatine killed Palpatine 18

Palpatine vs Beavis Christ

Palpatine killed Beavis Christ 181
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN 11
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET 83
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 49
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN 86
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET 1 <--(L@@K at this sonuvabitch--you know he was all,"heh heh")

Palpatine vs Banzay

Palpatine killed Banzay 358
Palpatine killed Banzay by MOD_MACHINEGUN 44
Palpatine killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET 160
Palpatine killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 94
Palpatine killed Banzay by MOD_RAILGUN 146
Palpatine killed Banzay by MOD_GAUNTLET 8

Palpatine vs BiteMyDonkey

Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey 268
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN 16
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET 106
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 58
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN 144
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET 2 <-- (JESUS, WHAT A JACKASS)

Palpatine vs THRAWN

Palpatine killed THRAWN 205
Palpatine killed THRAWN by MOD_MACHINEGUN 8
Palpatine killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET 70
Palpatine killed THRAWN by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 40
Palpatine killed THRAWN by MOD_RAILGUN 127
Palpatine killed THRAWN by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Totals for THRAWN

Kills for THRAWN 807
Deaths for THRAWN 1016
World killed THRAWN 285
THRAWN killed THRAWN 41

THRAWN vs Beavis Christ

THRAWN killed Beavis Christ 209
THRAWN killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN 8
THRAWN killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET 148
THRAWN killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 98
THRAWN killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN 53
THRAWN killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

THRAWN vs Banzay

THRAWN killed Banzay 229
THRAWN killed Banzay by MOD_MACHINEGUN 28
THRAWN killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET 156
THRAWN killed Banzay by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 104
THRAWN killed Banzay by MOD_RAILGUN 45
THRAWN killed Banzay by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

THRAWN vs BiteMyDonkey

THRAWN killed BiteMyDonkey 148
THRAWN killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN 8
THRAWN killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET 95
THRAWN killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 61
THRAWN killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN 45
THRAWN killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

THRAWN vs Palpatine

THRAWN killed Palpatine 221
THRAWN killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN 6
THRAWN killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET 123
THRAWN killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH 80
THRAWN killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN 92
THRAWN killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET 0

Come on, Hooverrr...let's go smoke. I'm sick and tired of these poosies.

Comments

I KILLED YOU ALL!

Why would you WASTE your time with these BORRRRING stats. I guess you have a lot of time on your hands to run a script to do this... HEHEHHE bresssss

ALWAYS CRRRRYING

THanks man for the statz

Posted by: Beavis Christ | June 09, 2006 at 10:53 PM

Valuable info. Lucky me I found your site by accident, I bookmarked it.

Posted by: momochii | May 23, 2011 at 01:00 AM

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June 09, 2006

The Empire's Sinister Agents