Quake

July 13, 2004

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 4 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040713.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Thrawn

Game Totals and Recap for
Wed Jul 14 12:02:57 PDT 2004

(with special guest star, the euphemism generator!)

30 Thrawn <-- "According to a recent survey, 9 out of 10 robots who are KORREKT, choose THRAWN as the WINNER!"
19 Beavis Christ
--
30 Beavis Christ
22 Thrawn
18 BiteMyDonkey <--"ohhhhh, man! I feel like I'm plowing the chimp again!"
--
30 Beavis Christ <--"Thrawn is always on my SACK, MAN."
29 Thrawn
21 BiteMyDonkey <--"yeah, but you should have seen me kicking the incandescent robot."
--
30 Beavis Christ
16 Thrawn <--"Looks like I was waxing the burrito."
15 BiteMyDonkey <--"For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at crashing the trouser captain."
--
30 Beavis Christ
21 Thrawn <--"uh oh, looks like This is not an appropriate place for befriending the wookie."
--
30 Beavis Christ
25 Thrawn <--"borrrrrrrrrring."
--
30 Beavis Christ
15 Thrawn <--"I really killed the captain on this one."
--
30 Thrawn <--"Oh yeah, but then SHIVA THE DESTROYER SHOWED UP AND RAINED DOWN SOME PONIES ON BEAVIS."
26 Beavis Christ

Player Totals

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ
354
Deathcabs for Beavis Christ
494
World killed Beavis Christ
97
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
32

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
58
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
18
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
12
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
37
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
296
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
8
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
138
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
93
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
150
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
95
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
128
World killed BiteMyDonkey
36
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
5

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
55
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
22
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
13
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
33
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
40
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
11
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
9
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
29
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
339
Deaths for Thrawn
487
World killed Thrawn
131
Thrawn killed Thrawn
20

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
310
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
150
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
84
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
155
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
29
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
12
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
8
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
16
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

July 12, 2004 - Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 3 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040712.log BiteMyDonkey Thrawn

Game Totals and Recap for
Tue Jul 13 15:15:34 PDT 2004

30 Thrawn <--"OH *HEAD NODDING*, THIS IS SO UNIVERSALLY KORREKT"
25 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 BiteMyDonkey <--"wow, thank ID, I actually managed, through luck and spawn-killing, to pull one off!"
21 Thrawn <--"lag."
--
30 Thrawn <--"Like a force of nature, you can't deny the inevitability of Thrawn lording over you. CYLENCING you."
22 BiteMyDonkey <--"I should stick to Mario Kart."

Player Totals

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

"prostrated"v. t. 1. To lay fiat; to throw down; to level; to fell; as, to prostrate the body; to prostrate trees or plants. [imp. & p. p. Prostrated ; p. pr. & vb. n. Prostrating.] 2. to overthrow; to demolish; to destroy; to deprive of efficiency; to ruin; as, to prostrate a village; to prostrate a government; to prostrate law or justice. 3. To throw down, or cause to fall in humility or adoration; to cause to bow in humble reverence; used reflexively; as, he prostrated himself. 4. To cause to sink totally; to deprive of strength; to reduce; as, a person prostrated by fever.

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
129
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey "ooops!"
185
World killed BiteMyDonkey
44
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey "can't take the unending rocket barrage of the Thrawn blitzkrieg"
8

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
129
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET "WOW, I CAN win sometimes with randomness!"
51
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH "I wish my brother BFG were here."
34
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN "*jacques cousteau voice*zometimes, zee scared fish hides among zee corral, waiting for zee opportunity to scavenge a lucky shot from zee better equiped predators. It is silly.*jacques cousteau voice*"
75
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
133
Deaths for Thrawn
181
World killed Thrawn "even the WORLD was pissed at how I was DESTROYING BiteMyDonkey!"
47
Thrawn killed Thrawn
5

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
133
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN "hee hee hee"
4
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET "AS usual. OH, THE CLIPS."
57
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH "ASS usual"
39
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN "I should call BiteMyDonkey ROMMEL, cuz all he hears is *TANK*!!!"
72
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

July 8-9. 2004

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 4 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Thrawn

Game Totals and Recap for Mon Jul 12 17:23:09 PDT 2004

30 BiteMyDonkey
19 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
24 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
20 Thrawn
--
30 Thrawn
24 BiteMyDonkey <-- "Oh, that's just great"
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
19 Thrawn
--
30 Thrawn
14 BiteMyDonkey <--"Oh, I see the server has chosen you to be lucky"
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
20 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
24 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
10 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
24 Thrawn
--
30 Beavis Christ
25 Thrawn <-- "I was sidetracked by all the crying from bitemydonkey"
17 BiteMyDonkey < -- "oops"
--
30 Beavis Christ
15 BiteMyDonkey
13 Thrawn <--"lag"
--
30 BiteMyDonkey
28 Beavis Christ
28 Thrawn <--"Oh, thats just great."
--
30 Beavis Christ
21 Thrawn <-- "ALL TOO EASY"
19 BiteMyDonkey

Player Totals

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ
182
Deaths for Beavis Christ
227
World killed Beavis Christ
53
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
11

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
97
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
49
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
39
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
44
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
85
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
38
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
25
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
46
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
597
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
777
World killed BiteMyDonkey
205
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
33

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
89
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
24
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
15
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
65
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
508
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
11
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
190
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
131
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
307
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
516
Deaths for Thrawn
802
World killed Thrawn
184
Thrawn killed Thrawn
25

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
74
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
39
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
24
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
32
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
442
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
12
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
194
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
131
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
236
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

June 25-July 08, 2004

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004
t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 4 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game2004jun25-july08.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Thrawn

Game Totals and Recap for
Thu Jul 8 20:19:06 PDT 2004

30 Beavis Christ <-- Got luck?
25 Thrawn
--
30 Beavis Christ <-- Oops, Thrawn was so bored, he let one slip by
14 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey <-- *yawn*
19 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey <-- A bone was thrown
24 Thrawn
--
30 BiteMyDonkey <-- Thrawn was looking out the window in boredom
20 Thrawn
--
30 Thrawn <-- YUP
24 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 BiteMyDonkey <-- rhyming and stealing
19 Thrawn
--
30 Thrawn <-- With Authority
14 BiteMyDonkey

Player Totals

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ
113
Deathcabs for Beavis Christ
160
World killed Beavis Christ
42
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
11

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
0
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
0
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
0
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
0
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
113
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN (MOD_PANSY)
2
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET (MOD_ROCKETTES)
39
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH (MOD_ULUCKUM)
22
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN (MOD_SCARED_HIDE_ON_OTHER_SIDE)
72
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
298
Deathcabs for BiteMyDonkey
381
World killed BiteMyDonkey
99
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
17

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
0
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn (via his cowardice)
298
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
6
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET <-- 1nKorrekt
115
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH (LUCK_SPLASH)
79
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN (MOD_PANSY, MOD_DOWNSTAIRS_SALLY)
177
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn, whose perseverance is fueled by skill, unlike the cowardly acts of BiteMyDonkey

Kills for Thrawn
372
Deathcabs for Thrawn
586
World killed Thrawn
155
Thrawn killed Thrawn (so, bored, had to kill self)
20

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
107
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET (MOD_CLIP)
56
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH (MOD_NUTZ)
35
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN (CLIPPOSAURUS)
50
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
265
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
6
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET <-- Korrekt
108
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH (ACCU_SPLASH)
69
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN (ACCURACY AND SKILL)
151
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Last Night At The Q3 Corral

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004
t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 4 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game_june_23_2004.log Beavis Christ Thrawn BiteMyDonkey

Game Totals and Recap for
Thu Jun 24 17:59:28 PDT 2004

21:57 score: 30 ping: 18 client: 1 BiteMyDonkey
21:57 score: 17 ping: 6 client: 0 Beavis Christ
--
38:51 score: 30 ping: 7 client: 0 Beavis Christ
38:51 score: 26 ping: 9 client: 1 BiteMyDonkey
38:51 score: 26 ping: 10 client: 2 Thrawn
--
51:39 score: 30 ping: 4 client: 1 BiteMyDonkey
51:39 score: 24 ping: 7 client: 0 Beavis Christ
51:39 score: 21 ping: 9 client: 2 Thrawn
--
64:06 score: 30 ping: 21 client: 2 Thrawn
64:06 score: 25 ping: 9 client: 0 Beavis Christ
64:06 score: 17 ping: 9 client: 1 BiteMyDonkey
--
75:30 score: 30 ping: 15 client: 0 Beavis Christ
75:30 score: 27 ping: 10 client: 2 Thrawn
75:30 score: 8 ping: 3 client: 1 BiteMyDonkey
--
102:56 score: 30 ping: 7 client: 0 Beavis Christ
102:56 score: 13 ping: 10 client: 2 Thrawn
102:56 score: 5 ping: 7 client: 1 BiteMyDonkey

Player Totals

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ
267
Deaths for Beavis Christ
357
World killed Beavis Christ
65
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
16

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
126
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
64
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
43
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
58
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
141
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
58
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
39
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
80
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
224
Deaths for Thrawn
274
World killed Thrawn
72
Thrawn killed Thrawn
12

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
140
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
82
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
40
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
55
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
84
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
6
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
40
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
23
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
38
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
200
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
309
World killed BiteMyDonkey
74
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
10

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
136
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
43
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
26
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
90
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
64
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
15
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
9
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
47
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Tuesday Night Fun

Wrote a script to parse n such the quake log file. It's outputting in non-html, so I just dumped it in here for your review. I'll make it output pretty tomorrow...

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004
t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 4 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: quaddam_june_22_2004_game.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Thrawn

Game Totals and Recap for
Wed Jun 23 18:17:11 PDT 2004

41:25 score: 30 ping: 9 client: 1 Thrawn
41:25 score: 19 ping: 10 client: 0 Beavis Christ
41:25 score: 16 ping: 3 client: 2 BiteMyDonkey
--
54:06 score: 30 ping: 17 client: 0 Beavis Christ
54:06 score: 22 ping: 21 client: 2 BiteMyDonkey
54:06 score: 10 ping: 7 client: 1 Thrawn
--
67:41 score: 30 ping: 3 client: 0 Beavis Christ
67:41 score: 28 ping: 15 client: 1 Thrawn
67:41 score: 17 ping: 4 client: 2 BiteMyDonkey
--
110:31 score: 30 ping: 17 client: 1 Thrawn
110:31 score: 28 ping: 1 client: 0 Beavis Christ
--
131:51 score: 30 ping: 9 client: 0 Beavis Christ
131:51 score: 21 ping: 10 client: 1 Thrawn
--
153:03 score: 30 ping: 12 client: 1 Thrawn
153:03 score: 20 ping: 6 client: 0 Beavis Christ

Player Totals

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ

299

Deaths for Beavis Christ
379

World killed Beavis Christ
83

Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
31

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
69
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
32
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
29
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
33
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
230
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
120
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
79
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
108
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
97
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
162
World killed BiteMyDonkey
37
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
5

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
50
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
18
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
12
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
31
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
47
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
13
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
5
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
33
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
266
Deaths for Thrawn
372
World killed Thrawn
87
Thrawn killed Thrawn
8

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
215
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
115
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
69
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
95
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
51
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
27
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
16
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
22
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Killer 2003 Birthday Present

<-- This was the way cool birthday picture that Beavis Christ arranged for my birthday last year. From Left to Right: Palpatine, BaconBoy (on column), BiteMyDonkey, Banzay, and Beavis Christ. THE KOOLEST!

Banzay and Bacon need to get back in on the action, so I can say to them, in my Luke voice, "Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action!"

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn
Game One
BiteMyDonkey	30
Thrawn	25
Game Toot
Thrawn	30
BiteMyDonkey	21

BiteMyDonkey
Kills	109
Deaths	152
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey	7
Killed Thrawn by Machinegun	1
Killed Thrawn by Rocket	36
Killed Thrawn by Rocket Splash	23
Killed Thrawn by Railgun	72
World killed BiteMyDonkey	42

Thrawn
Kills	103
Deaths	150
Thrawn killed Thrawn	6
Killed BiteMyDonkey by Machinegun	0
Killed BiteMyDonkey by Rocket	53
Killed BiteMyDonkey by Rocket Splash	37
Killed BiteMyDonkey by Railgun	50
World killed Thrawn	35

Army To Deploy Railguns

via Palpatine, via slashdot:
US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011
MOD_LINK

in the comments:

In other news, the Army plans to deploy Quad Damage by 2009.

hehe

Thrawn Vs Palpatine

These games: Friday, June 18, 2004.

Palpatine Wins: 8
Thrawn Wins: 4
Thrawn (vs BiteMyDonkey) Wins: 1

Average Game Time : 45 minutes

-- Start 5:00 pm ---

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

30 Thrawn
25 BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn vs Palpatine

30 Palpatine
27 Thrawn

30 Thrawn
28 Palpatine

30 Thrawn
22 Palpatine

30 Palpatine
23 Thrawn

30 Thrawn
24 Palpatine

30 Thrawn
27 Palpatine

30 Palpatine
21 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
11 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
4 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
15 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
24 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
19 Thrawn

-- End 1:00 am --

Totals Palpatine
Palpatine Kills	510
Palpatine Deaths	593
Palpatine Killed Palpatine	9
Palpatine Killed by World	146
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Rocket	148
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Rocket Splash	90
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Rail Gun	342
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Machinegun	16
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Gauntlet	4

Totals Thrawn
Thrawn Kills	438
Thrawn Deaths	687
Thrawn Kills Thrawn	15
Thrawn Killed by World	162
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Rocket	163
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Rocket Splash	90
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Rail Gun	272
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Machinegun	3
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Gauntlet	0