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Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 5 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040728.log Beavis Christ BiteMyDonkey Palpatine Sidious Thrawn

Today's Quote

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." --Quentin Crisp

note: Sidious is Palpatine playing from his home machine, instead of work. Also, Too much data, so no sarcastic quips for this stats run. IF you have not been keeping up on current events, BiteMyDonkey and I got our asses kicked. Ohhhhh, Game Over man. GAME OVER!

Game Totals and Recap for Wed Jul 28 15:51:35 PDT 2004

28 Games Total

30 ping: 21 Palpatine
13 ping: 10 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 ping: 26 Palpatine
27 ping: 15 BiteMyDonkey
18 ping: 999 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 34 Beavis Christ
27 ping: 7 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 25 Beavis Christ
21 ping: 10 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 37 Beavis Christ
29 ping: 1 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 25 Palpatine
21 ping: 14 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 ping: 25 Palpatine
22 ping: 7 BiteMyDonkey
19 ping: 17 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 25 Palpatine
24 ping: 10 BiteMyDonkey
19 ping: 9 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 21 Palpatine
25 ping: 14 BiteMyDonkey
22 ping: 15 Thrawn
19 ping: 38 Beavis Christ
--
30 ping: 602 Beavis Christ
21 ping: 3 BiteMyDonkey
19 ping: 10 Thrawn
16 ping: 25 Palpatine
--
30 ping: 26 Palpatine
20 ping: 30 Beavis Christ
18 ping: 4 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 7 Thrawn
20 ping: 26 Beavis Christ
8 ping: 23 Palpatine
--
30 ping: 32 Palpatine
9 ping: 9 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 34 Palpatine
21 ping: 7 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 35 Palpatine
22 ping: 12 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 1 Beavis Christ
15 ping: 15 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 6 Beavis Christ
21 ping: 9 Thrawn
17 ping: 45 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 ping: 31 Palpatine
26 ping: 7 Thrawn
1 ping: 3 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 ping: 23 Palpatine
27 ping: 15 BiteMyDonkey
24 ping: 7 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 6 BiteMyDonkey
22 ping: 29 Palpatine
20 ping: 17 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 26 Palpatine
26 ping: 9 Thrawn
16 ping: 6 BiteMyDonkey
7 ping: 35 Beavis Christ
--
30 ping: 35 Beavis Christ
29 ping: 26 Palpatine
21 ping: 10 BiteMyDonkey
20 ping: 7 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 38 Beavis Christ
18 ping: 20 BiteMyDonkey
14 ping: 9 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 33 Beavis Christ
27 ping: 17 Thrawn
17 ping: 31 Sidious
16 ping: 9 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 ping: 28 Beavis Christ
23 ping: 10 BiteMyDonkey
16 ping: 10 Thrawn
11 ping: 29 Sidious
--
30 ping: 1 Thrawn
28 ping: 28 Beavis Christ
19 ping: 31 Sidious
18 ping: 20 BiteMyDonkey
--
30 ping: 29 Beavis Christ
28 ping: 14 BiteMyDonkey
25 ping: 35 Sidious
15 ping: 3 Thrawn
--
30 ping: 31 Sidious
13 ping: 6 Thrawn

Player Totals

Grand Totals

Wins For Beavis Christ 10 Kills for Beavis Christ 732 Deaths for Beavis Christ 1028 World killed Beavis Christ 229 Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ 81	Wins for BiteMyDonkey 1 Kills for BiteMyDonkey 683 Deaths for BiteMyDonkey 1045 World killed BiteMyDonkey 257 BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey 57
Wins for Palpatine 13 Kills for Palpatine 701 Deaths for Palpatine 916 World killed Palpatine 229 Palpatine killed Palpatine 13	Wins for Sidious 1 Kills for Sidious 186 Deaths for Sidious 270 World killed Sidious 81 Sidious killed Sidious 3
Wins for Thrawn 2 Kills for Thrawn 1037 Deaths for Thrawn 1531 World killed Thrawn 434 Thrawn killed Thrawn 67

Totals for Beavis Christ

Kills for Beavis Christ
732
Deaths for Beavis Christ
1028
World killed Beavis Christ
229
Beavis Christ killed Beavis Christ
81

Beavis Christ vs BiteMyDonkey

Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey
205
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
7
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
124
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
72
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
74
Beavis Christ killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Palpatine

Beavis Christ killed Palpatine
81
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET
34
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
24
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN
44
Beavis Christ killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Sidious

Beavis Christ killed Sidious
62
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET
31
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
21
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_RAILGUN
30
Beavis Christ killed Sidious by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Beavis Christ vs Thrawn

Beavis Christ killed Thrawn
384
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
212
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
136
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
168
Beavis Christ killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
1

Totals for BiteMyDonkey

Kills for BiteMyDonkey
683
Deaths for BiteMyDonkey
1045
World killed BiteMyDonkey
257
BiteMyDonkey killed BiteMyDonkey
57

BiteMyDonkey vs Beavis Christ

BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ
164
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
63
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
42
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
97
BiteMyDonkey killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Palpatine

BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine
243
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET
63
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
46
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN
176
BiteMyDonkey killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Sidious

BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious
42
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET
13
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
9
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_RAILGUN
27
BiteMyDonkey killed Sidious by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

BiteMyDonkey vs Thrawn

BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn
234
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
4
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
73
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
35
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
157
BiteMyDonkey killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Palpatine

Kills for Palpatine
701
Deaths for Palpatine
916
World killed Palpatine
229
Palpatine killed Palpatine
13

Palpatine vs Beavis Christ

Palpatine killed Beavis Christ
100
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
45
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
26
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
50
Palpatine killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Palpatine vs BiteMyDonkey

Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey
280
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
14
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
73
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
59
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
193
Palpatine killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Palpatine vs Thrawn

Palpatine killed Thrawn
321
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
12
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
99
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
63
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
210
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Sidious

Kills for Sidious
186
Deaths for Sidious
270
World killed Sidious
81
Sidious killed Sidious
3

Sidious vs Beavis Christ

Sidious killed Beavis Christ
55
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
3
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
30
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
20
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
22
Sidious killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Sidious vs BiteMyDonkey

Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey
40
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
2
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
22
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
15
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
16
Sidious killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Sidious vs Thrawn

Sidious killed Thrawn
91
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN
1
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET
27
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
17
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN
63
Sidious killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
1037
Deaths for Thrawn
1531
World killed Thrawn
434
Thrawn killed Thrawn
67

Thrawn vs Beavis Christ

Thrawn killed Beavis Christ
399
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET
238
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
139
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_RAILGUN
156
Thrawn killed Beavis Christ by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey
206
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_MACHINEGUN
8
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET
131
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
81
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_RAILGUN
67
Thrawn killed BiteMyDonkey by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs Palpatine

Thrawn killed Palpatine
350
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
5
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET
177
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
102
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN
168
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Thrawn vs Sidious

Thrawn killed Sidious
82
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET
52
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH
27
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_RAILGUN
30
Thrawn killed Sidious by MOD_GAUNTLET
0

Well, Who Do We Have Here? *smooch*

Quake Stats by Thrawn :: 2004

t h r a w n a t m i c h a e l h o o v e r d o t o r g

There are 3 arguments to ./quake_stats.sh: game20040720-21.log Palpatine Thrawn

Today's Quote:
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain

Game Totals and Recap for Wed Jul 21 13:19:06 PDT 2004

30 Palpatine
14 Thrawn
--
30 Palpatine
28 Thrawn
--
30 Palpatine
24 Thrawn

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

Player Totals

Totals for Palpatine

Kills for Palpatine
130
Deaths for Palpatine
162
World killed Palpatine
39
Palpatine killed Palpatine
1

Palpatine vs Thrawn

Palpatine killed Thrawn
130
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_MACHINEGUN <-"The Bitch is Back"
7
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET <-"Desperation"
41
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH <-"Rockets placed into an envelope, sent via 2 day postage to Thrawn's location."
22
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_RAILGUN <-"This is the type of BITCHNESS I'm talking about."
82
Palpatine killed Thrawn by MOD_GAUNTLET <-"Tried. Failed."
0

Totals for Thrawn

Kills for Thrawn
122
Deaths for Thrawn
186
World killed Thrawn
51
Thrawn killed Thrawn
5

Thrawn vs Palpatine

Thrawn killed Palpatine
122
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_MACHINEGUN
0
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET <-"Adjustments are in order."
50
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_ROCKET_SPLASH <-"ALWAYS SKATING"
21
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_RAILGUN <-"RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT LEFT *HONK*"
71
Thrawn killed Palpatine by MOD_GAUNTLET <-"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.STUPID BITCH."
1

Army To Deploy Railguns

via Palpatine, via slashdot:
US Navy to Deploy Rail Guns by 2011
MOD_LINK

in the comments:

In other news, the Army plans to deploy Quad Damage by 2009.

hehe

Thrawn Vs Palpatine

These games: Friday, June 18, 2004.

Palpatine Wins: 8
Thrawn Wins: 4
Thrawn (vs BiteMyDonkey) Wins: 1

Average Game Time : 45 minutes

-- Start 5:00 pm ---

Thrawn vs BiteMyDonkey

30 Thrawn
25 BiteMyDonkey

Thrawn vs Palpatine

30 Palpatine
27 Thrawn

30 Thrawn
28 Palpatine

30 Thrawn
22 Palpatine

30 Palpatine
23 Thrawn

30 Thrawn
24 Palpatine

30 Thrawn
27 Palpatine

30 Palpatine
21 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
11 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
4 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
15 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
24 Thrawn

30 Palpatine
19 Thrawn

-- End 1:00 am --

Totals Palpatine
Palpatine Kills	510
Palpatine Deaths	593
Palpatine Killed Palpatine	9
Palpatine Killed by World	146
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Rocket	148
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Rocket Splash	90
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Rail Gun	342
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Machinegun	16
Palpatine Killed Thrawn with Gauntlet	4

Totals Thrawn
Thrawn Kills	438
Thrawn Deaths	687
Thrawn Kills Thrawn	15
Thrawn Killed by World	162
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Rocket	163
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Rocket Splash	90
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Rail Gun	272
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Machinegun	3
Thrawn Killed Palpatine with Gauntlet	0